Laying it to rest

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You know what?   I’m damn sick of being called a cougar.  Just like Generation X, people have such misconceptions about what the term actually means.  I am far to young to be typecast as either so I’ve appreciate it never happening again.  As for cougar, I’ve heard it used with a tone of admiration (young men,) while it’s also comes across as a slag (pretty much any women.)  Now, I’ll embrace most questionable adjectives thrown my way, but this is one I just can’t abide. 

Thank you, Urban Dictionary for dropping this in my inbox last week.  I feel it my duty to share it around.  Take notes, kids.

Puma. 

An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.

         

I think that puma just grabbed my ass.

There’s a badge I can get down with.

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9 Responses to “Laying it to rest”

  1. Adele Says:

    cute pic, being a puma sounds pretty good.

  2. SherBears Says:

    Being a Puma has to be better than a MILF. At least you don’t have to worry about stretch marks.

  3. Sarah Says:

    wait – who the hell has called you a cougar?

    as far as i understand, you’re about 15 years shy of even possessing the proper qualifications!

  4. Evey Says:

    I bought a new pair of Puma shoes the other day.

    What happened to your links? Or am I just blind?

  5. kelly Says:

    The only time I was called a Cougar was right around my last birthday. I wasn’t impressed either!

  6. Kristen Says:

    I need to utilize that Urban dictionary to clarify some terms for me. I would not have called you a cougar. Puma, yes, fast, sleek, sexy, I can see those in you. Cougar, that’s like for retired MILF’s, no? I might adopt the Puma title as well. I like that.

  7. Lael Says:

    *snort* Puma,I love it!

  8. Vegas Princess Says:

    Ha! I love Pumas. They are one of my favorite big kitties. I don’t think you are a cougar. Whoever said that is way off course. Cougars have to be over 40, minimum and have a slight desperation to them. You are a hot young woman in her prime. Men should be so lucky to be with you!

  9. Dex Says:

    What’s wrong with you Canadians?

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